Getting warmed up for summer…
Tourist: What do they do with the beach in the winter?
–overheard in Ocean City
Bimbette: What is it about the beach that attracts sunlight?
Guy: Attracts sunlight?
Bimbette: Yeah, it’s always sunnier at the beach.
Guy: Uh, maybe you need to sit in the shade for a while.
– overheard at Sandy Point State Park, Maryland
Both from overheardatthebeach.com. Note: Site is not particularly safe for work or kids.